How to Truly Lie

If you stretch out on your bed or your couch, you LIE down.  
If you put something on your bed or your couch you LAY it down. 
There: is that so hard to keep straight? 

Lately, I've heard even respected journalists make the mistake of saying "lay" when they mean "lie." 
So, at least on this blog, I am laying down this grammatical law for all to see. 
And now, I shall go into the adjacent room and lie upon my couch.  
I could also lay my self down upon my couch, but in this instance, 
I prefer to be true to lying.

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